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Frum Websites To Scrap All Content For Extra Ads
A coalition of Frum Websites have got together and decided that they will be scrapping all content to put more ads on their sites. A...
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Schmaltz News
- Nov 9, 2017
- 1 min
Kinnus Banquet Will Not Serve Mushrooms
The Head Chef for the Kinnus Hashluchim has confirmed that mushrooms will not be served at the Kinnus Hashluchim.
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Schmaltz News
- Nov 8, 2017
- 1 min
Meir Kay To Be Unveiled as Shliach To the Homeless
The Kinnus Hashluchim group photo will take place outside 770. With the banquet moving to New Jersey, anxious Shluchim and kinnus fans...
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Schmaltz News
- Nov 6, 2017
- 1 min
Cholent Execs Go To War Over Winter Motzei Shabbos Pizza
Cholent Executives have teamed up with Rabbonim and butchers to go to war with Motzei Shabbos Pizza. Speaking on behalf of the...
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Schmaltz News
- Oct 27, 2017
- 1 min
Things Heat Up As Crown Heights Realtor Shortage Continues
Crown Heights is in the midst of a major realtor shortage crisis. A spokesman for "More Crown Heights Realtors" said on Friday that the...
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Schmaltz News
- Oct 24, 2017
- 1 min
Bezos To Consider Crown Heights for HQ2
Amazon is looking for a 2nd headquarters, HQ2 as it is being called. Many cities from around the United States have made attempts to lure...
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Schmaltz News
- Oct 19, 2017
- 1 min
Minyonim Brace For the Return of Tachnun
Minyan makers and daveners around the world braced themselves Thursday for the return of Tachnun on Monday morning. The Tachnun Crisis...
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Schmaltz News
- Oct 18, 2017
- 1 min
Women of the Wall and Save the Whale Unite
Women of the Wall and Save the Whale organizations have united to form the single organization called Women of the Whale. There were...
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Schmaltz News
- Oct 16, 2017
- 1 min
Jewish Balabusta Admits "I made too many Cholipshkes"
It was a rare occasion Monday night as a Jewish Balabusta admitted that she had made too many "cholipshkes". Cholipshkes are a...
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Schmaltz News
- Oct 3, 2017
- 2 min
Schmaltz's Top 5 Tips For Avoiding Chol Hamoed Trips
1. Bait and Switch This is a well used ploy for Chol Hamoed trips. If your family choose a difficult Chol Hamoed trip or trip that does...
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Schmaltz News
- Sep 19, 2017
- 1 min
Belligerent Father Will Not Sing "Dip The Apple in the Honey" at Rosh Hashana Table
A belligerent father has openly admitted that he will not be singing "Dip the Apple in the Honey" at his Rosh Hashana table. As the...
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Schmaltz News
- Sep 15, 2017
- 1 min
Shocked Shul Candy Man Finds Out Kids Have Other Shul Sugar Sources
A Brooklyn shul candy man was left fuming after he found out that he is not the only source of sugar for kids who come to shul on a...
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Schmaltz News
- Sep 6, 2017
- 1 min
Fire Department Called To Get Bochur Out of Fitted Suit Pants
A bochur returned from a wedding late Tuesday and was unable to get out of his fitted suit pants. Numerous attempts, including the...
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Schmaltz News
- Sep 5, 2017
- 1 min
Man Does His Bit By Sending Thoughts and Prayers
A man has done his bit in aiding hurricane and flood victims by sending his thoughts and prayers. Jack Mensery said: "I was not sure who...
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Schmaltz News
- Sep 4, 2017
- 1 min
North Courier to Change Name
A well known courier company has said that they will be changing their name. Business has taken a hit since the uptick in aggression from...
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Schmaltz News
- Aug 31, 2017
- 2 min
Wedding Halls To Make Mirror Mechitzas Mandatory
Wedding halls have band together to create a blanket statement regarding mechitzas at weddings. The new regulations mean that wedding...
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Schmaltz News
- Aug 23, 2017
- 1 min
Angry Customer Not Just Looking For A Freebie
A customer who had a bad experience has reported that he was genuinely angry about his experience. What made this rare was the fact that...
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Schmaltz News
- Aug 20, 2017
- 1 min
Jewish Man Upset To See Other Jews At Vacation Destination
A Jewish Man has displayed his displeasure at seeing other Jews at his weekend vacation destination. While the man did not expressly say...
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