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Bochur Tipped to be New FBI Director
A yeshiva bochur has been tipped to be the next director of the FBI. Speaking to the media late Monday, Donald Trump said that the FBI...
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Schmaltz News
- Jun 18, 2017
- 2 min
Piece of Tomato Too Big For Israeli Salad
A piece of tomato was recently rejected from being part of an Israeli for being too big. Spokesperson for the well known organization...
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Schmaltz News
- Jun 18, 2017
- 2 min
Shul E-Mail Sent to Spam
A congregant who is remaining anonymous to protect his identity has admitted to sending his shul's weekly e-mail to spam. He explained...
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- Jun 16, 2017
- 1 min
Baal Koreh Corrected by Hundreds
A Brooklyn Baal Koreh was corrected last shabbos by over a hundred congregants in his Flatbush shul. He pronounced "Paroi" with a "Pey"...
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- Jun 15, 2017
- 1 min
Father of Six Finds Seat in His Car
A New York father of six discovered a previously thought to be lost for all eternity seat in the backseat of his mini-van. The 46 year...
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Schmaltz News
- Jun 14, 2017
- 1 min
Confused Man Spells Shabbos with an "i"
The Schmlatz has discovered evidence of a confused man who spelled shabbos with an "i" as in Shabbis. The grave error was discovered when...
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- Jun 14, 2017
- 1 min
Camp Almoini Announces Arts and Crafts Director
After sorting through many resumes, the director of Camp Almoini has announced the appointment of the summer's arts and crafts director....
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- Jun 13, 2017
- 1 min
Family Decides to Take Early Shabbos
After a never ending back and forth on Friday morning stretching into early Friday afternoon, a family has decided to take in a summer...
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