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Family Feud Is Real As Aunt Miriam Leaves Family Whatsapp Chat
What started off as a joke quickly escalated into an all out family feud as an aunt displayed her anger by leaving the family Whatsapp...
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Schmaltz News
- Jul 20, 2017
- 2 min
Blacklisted Rabbi Mulls Nullifying Ancient Gezeirah to Solve Shidduch Crisis
As the shidduch crisis rages on, a blacklisted Rabbi has come up with a plan to abolish the age old gezeirah of Rabbeinu Gershom. The age...
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Schmaltz News
- Jul 19, 2017
- 1 min
7-11 Will Not Reschedule 7-11
7-11 have stated that they do not intend on re-scheduling 7-11. A massive outcry broke out over the fact that the Free Small Slurpee Day,...
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Schmaltz News
- Jul 14, 2017
- 1 min
Gender Equality Activists Petition Renaming to Yarchei Chosson V'Kallah
Gender equality activists have set their scopes on far more than just income inequality, they have now petitioned a board of Rabbonim to...
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Schmaltz News
- Jul 11, 2017
- 2 min
Brooklynite Goes Upstate With Neighbors To Get Away From Them
A Brooklynite who needs a few days off from his neighbors and neighborhood has decided to go upstate with them. Wishing to remove himself...
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Schmaltz News
- Jul 11, 2017
- 2 min
Orthodox Vegan Reveals She Ran A Marathon
A Jewish orthodox lady has revealed to her friends in what was a very difficult announcement that she ran a marathon. It is the same...
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Schmaltz News
- Jul 10, 2017
- 2 min
Tznius Police Arrest 5 in Raid
The Tznius Police have been cracking down on misdemeanors and other non-compliance over the summer.In a show of force, in the early...
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Schmaltz News
- Jul 3, 2017
- 2 min
"Against Halacha" Warning Stops Man From Copying DVD
In overnight breaking news, Schmaltz News has learned that a Brooklyn man was about to copy a Jewish DVD when he saw the "against...
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Schmaltz News
- Jun 18, 2017
- 2 min
Piece of Tomato Too Big For Israeli Salad
A piece of tomato was recently rejected from being part of an Israeli for being too big. Spokesperson for the well known organization...
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Schmaltz News
- Jun 18, 2017
- 2 min
Shul E-Mail Sent to Spam
A congregant who is remaining anonymous to protect his identity has admitted to sending his shul's weekly e-mail to spam. He explained...
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Schmaltz News
- Jun 16, 2017
- 1 min
Baal Koreh Corrected by Hundreds
A Brooklyn Baal Koreh was corrected last shabbos by over a hundred congregants in his Flatbush shul. He pronounced "Paroi" with a "Pey"...
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