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    Family Feud Is Real As Aunt Miriam Leaves Family Whatsapp Chat
    Schmaltz News
    • Jul 25, 2017
    • 2 min

    Family Feud Is Real As Aunt Miriam Leaves Family Whatsapp Chat

    What started off as a joke quickly escalated into an all out family feud as an aunt displayed her anger by leaving the family Whatsapp...
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    Blacklisted Rabbi Mulls Nullifying Ancient Gezeirah to Solve Shidduch Crisis
    Schmaltz News
    • Jul 20, 2017
    • 2 min

    Blacklisted Rabbi Mulls Nullifying Ancient Gezeirah to Solve Shidduch Crisis

    As the shidduch crisis rages on, a blacklisted Rabbi has come up with a plan to abolish the age old gezeirah of Rabbeinu Gershom. The age...
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    7-11 Will Not Reschedule 7-11
    Schmaltz News
    • Jul 19, 2017
    • 1 min

    7-11 Will Not Reschedule 7-11

    7-11 have stated that they do not intend on re-scheduling 7-11. A massive outcry broke out over the fact that the Free Small Slurpee Day,...
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    Gender Equality Activists Petition Renaming to Yarchei Chosson V'Kallah
    Schmaltz News
    • Jul 14, 2017
    • 1 min

    Gender Equality Activists Petition Renaming to Yarchei Chosson V'Kallah

    Gender equality activists have set their scopes on far more than just income inequality, they have now petitioned a board of Rabbonim to...
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    Brooklynite Goes Upstate With Neighbors To Get Away From Them
    Schmaltz News
    • Jul 11, 2017
    • 2 min

    Brooklynite Goes Upstate With Neighbors To Get Away From Them

    A Brooklynite who needs a few days off from his neighbors and neighborhood has decided to go upstate with them. Wishing to remove himself...
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    Orthodox Vegan Reveals She Ran A Marathon
    Schmaltz News
    • Jul 11, 2017
    • 2 min

    Orthodox Vegan Reveals She Ran A Marathon

    A Jewish orthodox lady has revealed to her friends in what was a very difficult announcement that she ran a marathon. It is the same...
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    Tznius Police Arrest 5 in Raid
    Schmaltz News
    • Jul 10, 2017
    • 2 min

    Tznius Police Arrest 5 in Raid

    The Tznius Police have been cracking down on misdemeanors and other non-compliance over the summer.In a show of force, in the early...
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    "Against Halacha" Warning Stops Man From Copying DVD
    Schmaltz News
    • Jul 3, 2017
    • 2 min

    "Against Halacha" Warning Stops Man From Copying DVD

    In overnight breaking news, Schmaltz News has learned that a Brooklyn man was about to copy a Jewish DVD when he saw the "against...
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    Piece of Tomato Too Big For Israeli Salad
    Schmaltz News
    • Jun 18, 2017
    • 2 min

    Piece of Tomato Too Big For Israeli Salad

    A piece of tomato was recently rejected from being part of an Israeli for being too big. Spokesperson for the well known organization...
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    Shul E-Mail Sent to Spam
    Schmaltz News
    • Jun 18, 2017
    • 2 min

    Shul E-Mail Sent to Spam

    A congregant who is remaining anonymous to protect his identity has admitted to sending his shul's weekly e-mail to spam. He explained...
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    Baal Koreh Corrected by Hundreds
    Schmaltz News
    • Jun 16, 2017
    • 1 min

    Baal Koreh Corrected by Hundreds

    A Brooklyn Baal Koreh was corrected last shabbos by over a hundred congregants in his Flatbush shul. He pronounced "Paroi" with a "Pey"...
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