The frum world has been thrown into a new era of uncertainty as a man has admitted to eating cholent on Motzei Shabbos. While most people do their utmost to be as milchik as a milkshake by the time shabbos comes out, one man has done the unthinkable and gone ahead and eaten cholent.
Members of the press wait with bated breath for a soon to be convened press conference where the identity of the Motzei Shabbos cholent fressing transgressor is to be revealed.
A speaker for the Motzei Shabbos Pizza Union has said that they will await the outcome of the press conference and any ensuing investigation before releasing an official statement.
Social media has already been abuzz with members expressing their horror and shock at what they deem to be an unconscionable act.
Members of Make a Smaller Cholent group have said that this action is a direct result of people making cholents that are too big for them to finish.
They released a statement in which they said that American landfills are becoming overrun by leftover cholent that people just throw out in abundance on Motzei Shabbos. They did not go as far as suggesting that people actually eat the leftover cholent.
Protestors are gathering at the site of the press conference, many of them demanding severe justice.
One protestor even went so far as to suggest that such a person should not be allowed to have cholent on Thursday night.
"Mida Kneged Mida, You Eat Cholent on Motzei Shabbos, You Don't Get Cholent Thursday Night", the angry protestor shouted