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Modi Fires Adviser Who Told Him It Was Yom Kippur

July 4, 2017

Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi is on a historic 3 day visit to Israel. While the visit seems to be going off without any glitches, there is news that Modi has fired one of his top advisers for telling him that he would be arriving in Israel on the holiest day of t...

Lakewood Raids Are Not Color War Breakout

July 4, 2017

The FBI raids that took place last week in Lakewood, New Jersey are not a grand citywide color war breakout. Many families were under the impression that at some point the Mayor of Lakewood would come out and announce over a huge megaphone "Color War" but this will not...

Developing Story: The 8 Minute Pesach Program

June 26, 2017

Schmaltz News has learned that KMR has teamed with Richard Branson and Virgin Galactic to offer an outer space Pesach experience. The up side of this incredible endeavor is that due to halachic ramifications on space travel Pesach will last all of 8 minutes. The down s...