October 27, 2017

Crown Heights is in the midst of a major realtor shortage crisis. 

A spokesman for "More Crown Heights Realtors" said on Friday that the Crown Heights realtor shortage crisis is much like the shidduch crisis, there are a lot of properties that need to be leased out and...

October 24, 2017

Amazon is looking for a 2nd headquarters, HQ2 as it is being called. Many cities from around the United States have made attempts to lure Bezos to plant the 150 billion dollar economic injection in their own city. Bezos however said that Crown Heights may just be a via...

October 19, 2017

Minyan makers and daveners around the world braced themselves Thursday for the return of Tachnun on Monday morning.

The Tachnun Crisis Center has been monitoring closely Tachnun as it is set to make a definite strike on minyan mainland Monday morning.

The gabbai of a lar...

October 18, 2017

Women of the Wall and Save the Whale organizations have united to form the single organization called Women of the Whale.

There were thoughts of calling the organization Save the Wall and this was very much endorsed by President Donald Trump but in the end common sense...

October 16, 2017

It was a rare occasion Monday night as a Jewish Balabusta admitted that she had made too many "cholipshkes". Cholipshkes are a traditional dish of cabbage stuffed with meat, served on sukkot along with the prevailing custom to have about 100 leftover when sukkot comes...

October 3, 2017

1. Bait and Switch

This is a well used ploy for Chol Hamoed trips. If your family choose a difficult Chol Hamoed trip or trip that does not interest you at all, then just agree to go along with it. Then en route, ensure that you get hopelessly lost and land up at a more...

September 19, 2017

A belligerent father has openly admitted that he will not be singing "Dip the Apple in the Honey" at his Rosh Hashana table. 

As the family gathered for dinner Tuesday night, the calm father explained to his wife and children that the famous Rosh Hashana song will not b...

September 15, 2017

A Brooklyn  shul candy man was left fuming after he found out that he is not the only source of sugar for kids who come to shul on a shabbos morning. 

"I am horrified that kids could be getting candy from other sources possibly even other shul candy men."

While kids...

September 6, 2017

A bochur returned from a wedding late Tuesday and was unable to get out of his fitted suit pants. Numerous attempts, including the assistance of friends to help him get out of the pants proved futile.

Left with no choice, the bochurim called the Fire Department to bring...

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