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Tznius Police Arrest 5 in Raid
The Tznius Police have been cracking down on misdemeanors and other non-compliance over the summer.In a show of force, in the early...
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- Jun 28, 2017
- 2 min
Fresca: Frum Jews Keep Us In Business
American soft drink Fresca admitted on Tuesday that they are only kept solvent by frum Jews. The company said that there had been a...
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- Jun 22, 2017
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Man Sits in Assigned Seat On JFK-TLV Flight
In an unprecedented move, a passenger on the JFK to Ben Gurion flight sat in his assigned seat. The passenger who boarded the flight in...
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- Jun 21, 2017
- 2 min
Chinese: Chinese Auctions Not Ours
The Chinese Foreign Ministry has released a shocking report in which they state clearly that there is nothing Chinese about Chinese...
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- Jun 18, 2017
- 2 min
Shul E-Mail Sent to Spam
A congregant who is remaining anonymous to protect his identity has admitted to sending his shul's weekly e-mail to spam. He explained...
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- Jun 15, 2017
- 1 min
Father of Six Finds Seat in His Car
A New York father of six discovered a previously thought to be lost for all eternity seat in the backseat of his mini-van. The 46 year...
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