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Gender Equality Activists Petition Renaming to Yarchei Chosson V'Kallah

Gender equality activists have set their scopes on far more than just income inequality, they have now petitioned a board of Rabbonim to...

Fidget Spinner Found Mutilated and Buried in Teacher's Yard

School has been out for about 4 weeks and police have made a gruesome discovery in a L.A teacher's yard, a mutilated fidget spinner...

UNESCO Decides Jews Are Not Jewish

Many Jews were left scratching their heads on Friday as United Nations Members of the UNESCO committee voted on whether Jews are Jewish....

Experts Say Home Made Challah is Best Except For French Toast

Food experts have finally proven with definitive testing that home made challah is best, except for French Toast. The experts were...

Chinese: Chinese Auctions Not Ours

The Chinese Foreign Ministry has released a shocking report in which they state clearly that there is nothing Chinese about Chinese...

Bochur Tipped to be New FBI Director

A yeshiva bochur has been tipped to be the next director of the FBI. Speaking to the media late Monday, Donald Trump said that the FBI...