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Schmaltz News
- Jul 11, 2017
- 2 min
Orthodox Vegan Reveals She Ran A Marathon
A Jewish orthodox lady has revealed to her friends in what was a very difficult announcement that she ran a marathon. It is the same...
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Schmaltz News
- Jul 3, 2017
- 2 min
"Against Halacha" Warning Stops Man From Copying DVD
In overnight breaking news, Schmaltz News has learned that a Brooklyn man was about to copy a Jewish DVD when he saw the "against...
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Schmaltz News
- Jun 30, 2017
- 2 min
Rabbi: Jared and Ivanka Get Heter for Music in the Three Weeks
With the three weeks around the corner, many Jews around the world prepare to mark this mourning period with no music and other...
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Schmaltz News
- Jun 26, 2017
- 1 min
Developing Story: The 8 Minute Pesach Program
Schmaltz News has learned that KMR has teamed with Richard Branson and Virgin Galactic to offer an outer space Pesach experience. The up...
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Schmaltz News
- Jun 18, 2017
- 2 min
Shul E-Mail Sent to Spam
A congregant who is remaining anonymous to protect his identity has admitted to sending his shul's weekly e-mail to spam. He explained...
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Schmaltz News
- Jun 15, 2017
- 1 min
Father of Six Finds Seat in His Car
A New York father of six discovered a previously thought to be lost for all eternity seat in the backseat of his mini-van. The 46 year...
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Schmaltz News
- Jun 14, 2017
- 1 min
Confused Man Spells Shabbos with an "i"
The Schmlatz has discovered evidence of a confused man who spelled shabbos with an "i" as in Shabbis. The grave error was discovered when...
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