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    Man Seeks to Watch Every National Geographic Ever Made Over Tisha B'Av
    Schmaltz News
    • Aug 1, 2017
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    Man Seeks to Watch Every National Geographic Ever Made Over Tisha B'Av

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    Orthodox Vegan Reveals She Ran A Marathon
    Schmaltz News
    • Jul 11, 2017
    • 2 min

    Orthodox Vegan Reveals She Ran A Marathon

    A Jewish orthodox lady has revealed to her friends in what was a very difficult announcement that she ran a marathon. It is the same...
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    "Against Halacha" Warning Stops Man From Copying DVD
    Schmaltz News
    • Jul 3, 2017
    • 2 min

    "Against Halacha" Warning Stops Man From Copying DVD

    In overnight breaking news, Schmaltz News has learned that a Brooklyn man was about to copy a Jewish DVD when he saw the "against...
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    Rabbi: Jared and Ivanka Get Heter for Music in the Three Weeks
    Schmaltz News
    • Jun 30, 2017
    • 2 min

    Rabbi: Jared and Ivanka Get Heter for Music in the Three Weeks

    With the three weeks around the corner, many Jews around the world prepare to mark this mourning period with no music and other...
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    Developing Story: The 8 Minute Pesach Program
    Schmaltz News
    • Jun 26, 2017
    • 1 min

    Developing Story: The 8 Minute Pesach Program

    Schmaltz News has learned that KMR has teamed with Richard Branson and Virgin Galactic to offer an outer space Pesach experience. The up...
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    Shul E-Mail Sent to Spam
    Schmaltz News
    • Jun 18, 2017
    • 2 min

    Shul E-Mail Sent to Spam

    A congregant who is remaining anonymous to protect his identity has admitted to sending his shul's weekly e-mail to spam. He explained...
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    Father of Six Finds Seat in His Car
    Schmaltz News
    • Jun 15, 2017
    • 1 min

    Father of Six Finds Seat in His Car

    A New York father of six discovered a previously thought to be lost for all eternity seat in the backseat of his mini-van. The 46 year...
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    Confused Man Spells Shabbos with an "i"
    Schmaltz News
    • Jun 14, 2017
    • 1 min

    Confused Man Spells Shabbos with an "i"

    The Schmlatz has discovered evidence of a confused man who spelled shabbos with an "i" as in Shabbis. The grave error was discovered when...
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