August 17, 2018

SAS Timeout Shoes

These are the undisputed champions of Rabbi shoes. If you are a Rov of any dignity you will get yourself a pair of these. They are not cheap but these are the pinnacle of Rabbi shoes.

New Balance Black Sneaker

If you are a budding Rabbi then this is the...

May 31, 2018

A tolerance professor has said that she is fed up with having to prcatice what she preaches when it comes to being tolerant of others. 

"I am a professor, I preach, I don't practice, practices are for doctors, attorneys and chartered accountants".

The professor of tolera...

May 25, 2018

Unbeknown to many, Donald Trump is a board member of a well established shul. 

There has been an ongoing standoff between Trump and another board member, Kalman Yona Unsdorfer, regarding elections for the new chariman.

Trump has long been of the opinion that no meetings...

May 24, 2018

The makers of Hand-in-Hand have reportedly signed a multi-million dollar contract to remake the great Hand-in-Hand movie of the 90's.

Some of the grown-up stars who were originally cast in Hand-in-Hand 1 have endorsed the new project. 

The burgeoning industry saw it as a...

May 17, 2018

The world has been taken by storm by an audio question that has many Yeshiva educators very pleased.

Speaking on behalf of all yeshivos, a spokesman has said that it is about time that people pondered their existence with questions like "What do you here?"

The spokesman...

May 15, 2018

Polo has offcially released their logoless upstate summer white polo shirt. This was the only item in the Polo Boro Park 2018 Catalog. There was a rumor that a different shade of white polo would also be featured but that was not to be just the regular white.

A Polo spo...

May 14, 2018

Schmaltz News has recently learned of a 23 year old bochur living in Crown Heights who openly confessed to the fact that he is willing to date a girl of the same age.

The news spread like wildfire and people were left gobsmacked at the development.

Community leaders have...

May 14, 2018

Coca-Cola has purchased the rights to deem the secret recipe for Ohel cookies,  a secret for all time.

A spokesman for Coca-Cola has said that there is nothing quite as unique as Ohel cookies.

"We have searched far and wide in search of a cookie that makes as m...

May 7, 2018

A non-profit organization has come out and apologized for using "Airline Price Glitch" in their subject line as click bait. 

The revelation was made Thursday by Aha Aha Gomlei Chassadim on Thursday when their CEO came out to face the media.

"We usually get about 2 per ce...

April 19, 2018

The frum world has been thrown into a new era of uncertainty as a man has admitted to eating cholent on Motzei Shabbos. While most people do their utmost to be as milchik as a milkshake by the time shabbos comes out, one man has done the unthinkable and gone ahead and...

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